Coerced Gay – Signs You Might Be A Cock Lover

Coerced Gay: Signs you might be a cock lover! 1-800-863-5478 ext: 9825293

This is your coerced gay trainer, Savannah, with a question: Ever wondered if you’re gay? (Watches readers blindly stumble into my blog, read the title, and stiffen their backs.) This blog is going to give you some tips and signs to look for, to determine if you are indeed gay.

Am I A Cock Lover For Savannah?

“What the entire fuck Savannah!!!! I’m not gay!!!” Okay…. but what if you WERE???!! *wiggles a suggestive eyebrow* Coerced gay is the subject, and if you could be led to stick a cock in your mouth, by a woman, you might be questioning your sexuality and your sanity. And if you had to pause and think about this question, chances are 1. you’ve had a cock in your mouth before, or 2. you wondered what it would be like to be a man fucked by another man.

Coerced Gay – Signs You Love The Cock

The first sign: You’ve ever thought about being with another man, and actually visualized the entire process. If you’re not gay, why would you be daydreaming at your office desk, about Bill in accounting bending you over his digi-calc? You think about him more than you do Brenda’s hot neighbor in apartment 502.

I’ll Take Gay Porn For 200… And You Alex!

Sign number two: You’ve watched gay porn, and not just in a “oops I accidentally clicked a gay porn link” kinda way. More like “I watched the whole thing and I just couldn’t look away!” And then you were thinking in depth – pun intended – about the length, girth, and texture of Biff and Johnny’s dicks, while sipping your morning latte.

The Chronicles Of Why Did This Give Me A Boner

Sign number three: (And the most obvious) That gay porn you watched gave you a raging boner. Bonus: You jerked off thinking about Biff and Johnny’s wet glistening cocks entering each others anal canals. Double Bonus: You started jerking off to gay porn exclusively.

Pussy?

You’ve got a hot wife, great tits, great ass, amazing sex…. but all of that just doesn’t make your dick hard. And if your wife’s diamond dust pussy doesn’t make it happen for you, that’s sign number four that you’re a raging gay boy.

Sir… Are You Going To Buy That Cucumber?

You did it didn’t you, you tight fisted a cucumber in produce, and the stock boy noticed and asked you to please not hump the vegetables, because you’re scaring the other customers. So you moved along, and then it happened: Everything long and somewhat phallic reminded you of Biff and Johnny, so now you’ve not only humped a virgin salad, but the bananas and sausages are starting to look really good. You know, maybe ask them out to dinner before you hump them? Psst, that’s number five.

This One Time In Band Camp I Sucked A Cock

So you’ve had a dick in your mouth before huh? So maybe you’re not gay, maybe you just need a little push over the edge. Is it the cock or the whole package? How do you further assess your gayness? Now you’re thinking about how much therapy you’re going to need because Savannah just revealed your truth to you, that you’re not just “a little” gay. Now what?

Savannah’s Coerced Gay Training

Honestly I could convince a lamb to eat a gyro, what makes you think I can’t condition you to love penis? That doesn’t make me a horrible human being, but the rest of what I like doing, does. Wanna know more? Sign up for coerced gay training, and call me for phone sex on niteflirt. Super easy.  1-800-863-5478 ext: 9825293 is my niteflirt number and extension. Stay tuned for the coerced gay podcast! Happy cocksucking and don’t forget, it’s still masturbation may, what better time to get addicted to gay porn!

Savannah Ginger

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