Diary Of A Kinky Seductive Brunette

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So what would you like to know first? I love phone sex, I love wrapping men around my fingers and making them do things they would never do for their wives and girlfriends.

I enjoy exploring new fantasies, role playing, creating a scenario together; I also like picking your brain and finding out all the naughty things you won’t confess to anyone but yours truly.  But I’m sure you’ve heard a million times, all about girls and what they say they can do, or will do.  You want to know what type of person is on the other end of the phone? Well I’ll be glad to tell you.

I’m a firecracker, quick witted, open minded, dark sense of humor.  I enjoy laughing, and making people laugh; of course it helps if you have a sense of humor when you call me, but if you don’t have one, one will be installed… for a fee. I also curse like a sailor and I do enjoy a good profanity laden rant from time to time.  I also have a very colorful vernacular, and god help you if you piss me off.

As far as my domme style on calls, I’m not a yeller or a screamer, I am more of a sensual domme, and it is my voice alone that will command you and put you under my spell. I enjoy cuckolding fantasies, sissy training, financial domination, forced intoxication, and one of my favorites is erotic hypnosis.

I also do all fetish calls and role play calls, there isn’t much I won’t talk about, and you don’t have to be worried about shocking me, but I do love to hear all about how filthy a pervert you are. I do love a good, kinky role play. It can be one of your own creation, or if you’re open to new ideas, I can whip something up for you. All you need is an open mind.

One of my biggest pet peeves is guys who call and don’t know what they want. You’re not only wasting my time but your own if you call me and expect me to be a mind reader. Know what you want before you call, or if you give me nothing to work with, I’m just going to make you get on all fours and take my 12 inch strap on until you open your mouth… or you start screaming. The choice is yours: You can have your perfect fantasy, or you can hang up disappointed and unfulfilled because you failed to elaborate on what it is you want. And it will be your fault, not mine.

I do realize – however – that not everyone is a good fit. There are no hard feelings if we don’t vibe and flow with each other. That’s the beauty of phonesex, you can talk to whoever you like and whomever you click with.

Some of what you’ll see on my site will be totally random thoughts, pet peeves, insane ponderings, senseless babble, and a whole lot of completely off the wall funny stuff.  Humor is what keeps me going; it helps break the ice, and I enjoy a good hearty laugh. I’m very silly at heart, and if you come to know me over time you will find that out.

I may also share some of my writing. I have been writing erotic stories for about 500 years – I look really good for my age. But if you’re ever in a bind and need something to get you off and can’t talk, you are welcome to request a story or an erotic recording custom made for you…. for a fee. Anything of mine requiring my time and service, will be paid for. I don’t give freebies to time wasting jack holes, and not only will I call you on it if you try my patience, I will make a public example of your for being ignorant. So again, don’t waste my time.

I might do podcasts in the near future. I am extremely busy and have a very short attention span because my creative mind is always throbbing, thrusting, and pulsing with creative energy. But a good friend of mine – who is also a phone sex aficionado – suggested it,  so maybe I’ll work on that, and this way, you will get to delve deeper into my sick and twisted mind.

Now on to the important stuff: How to reach me!

You can take your pick: I am on Niteflirt; I am on AdultPhonePal; and I am on PhoneKelly.

If you would like to reach me via email, you may do so by clicking here:
Email Savannah

I hope you’ve enjoyed reading, and maybe you and I will chat on the phone very soon. Until then, take care, and stay kinky.

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