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Just when I thought the internet couldn’t get anymore entertaining and hilarious, I found out about these:

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That’s right, folks. For a nominal fee, you can literally eat someone’s ass. And for about 1900.00 you can get a bronze casting of the butthole of your choosing, even your own!

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With Valentine’s Day being right around the corner, I personally think that would make an awesome gift for just about anyone. They even have glass, heart shaped anuses for sale! I’m so excited, aren’t you? So just remember, guys, if any of you want to give the gift that keeps on giving, consider buying your honey bunny, a piece of your ass.

I mean it’s better than sending her a dick pic, right? Which brings me to my next topic: Dick pics, humiliation, and the real purpose of toothbrushes.

Had a lovely call with my new slut “Toothbrush Boy.”  Why is he called toothbrush boy? Well, my dears, because TB has a bit of a problem. He’s addicted to being humiliated, and he enjoys being punished by Goddess Savannah, for touching his cock, without permission.

Which is exactly what ended up happening, when he called me. Little did he know, that his punishment would be something he wasn’t soon to forget. After working over Toothbrush Boy for a good 20 minutes or so, I found out that he enjoys getting things shoved up his ass. Case in point: He was in a hotel room, didn’t bring any toys with him… but he did have a toothbrush.

I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what happened to that toothbrush, because you can pretty much put two and two together. But I will also have you know, that I’m huge on oral hygiene. So before TB was allowed to cum, I made him brush his teeth. *wink*

The following day, I received this lovely letter, from TB:

Goddess Savannah:

Following your instructions, I just provided your tribute. How unbelievably humiliating it is for me to have to do this. It was my money and now its yours 🙁

I am at work sitting next to a beautiful co-worker who is less than 1/2 my age. Little does she know what a perverted fucker she is working with and how I dream about fucking her. At the moment, she has her shoes off and looking at her bare feet is making me horny! Probably will need to go to the bathroom to jack off.

Going to ask a favor. I am proud of my dick and would like to share a picture of it. May I send you the picture? If you will look at it, I would be very happy to hear your thoughts.

I reviewed your blog this morning. Your pictures are so fucking beautiful!!! And yes I agree with your statement that “Men will literally fuck anything.” I once bought a roast at the grocery store, took it home and carved out a cock-sized hole. Then I put it in the oven for a few minutes at a low temperatures to make it warm and moist. Then I took it out and placed it on the floor. My god I came so good inside that piece of meat!

Thank you for your time and I do hope you enjoy the Tribute.

As you can see, Toothbrush boy is a real piece of work, and it’s not beneath him, to fuck a chicken if the urge is strong enough…. poor chicken.  I hope he at least honored the chicken, by finishing his meal when he was done.  Now I did warn TB, that anything he sent me can and will be posted on my site. Including his lovely letter, and a picture of the offending chicken fucker penis:
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Hmmm.. A little to the left, huh? LOL!  Like what you’re reading so far? Make sure to check out my store on Adult Phone Pal, and buy yourself a treat, tribute me, or purchase my slave application.. if you dare.

 

 

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The Woes Of A Mad Phonesex Scientist

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You know what’s great about me being me? I never run out of ideas, and my poor callers can’t keep up with me. You know what the downside to being me is?

I am incredibly clever, and incredibly talented and creative, but I’m also incredibly lazy.  Case in point: Podcast. Ran into a snag with it and just never bothered to follow up and fix it.

Case in point 2: This blog. While I do love writing down my thoughts and sharing them with you, my lovely audience, I seldom find the time, or MAKE the time to update this blog. So basically a lot has been happening, and I’ve been a very busy lady, but I have failed you in the blogging department.

So what’s new? Well, I’ve all but given up on podcasting, but I decided I would throw some recordings up on here, because it’s easier for me to do; easier than jumping through hoops for iTunes which is far more work than I thought it would be.

I’ve also put up a new phone sex recording on Niteflirt, titled: Slave Training Story: Part I. It is the shocking tale of love, lust, betrayal, and strawberry cheesecake.

Kidding about the cheesecake.

But it does explore the world of slave training, and transforming a man into an obedient pup, and putting him under heel where he belongs. I’ve noticed lately, that quite a few men are delving into their feminine side; their submissive side, and their curiosity has been peaked, regarding slave training and the role reversal that entails submission and surrender.

And let me tell you.. men will do anything you tell them to, if you activate your inner womanly radiance and power of the P. They will bark like a dog, dress up in a tutu and fuck me pumps if you’re so inclined to demand it. And they will do it with a smile. Why? Because they’ve come sniffing for what’s between a woman’s legs, and what ever glittery devil vagina magic awaits them behind door number one.

Of course, there are plenty of men who enjoy being knocked down a peg, by a woman who isn’t going to put up with their shit like everyone else does, and it makes them salute right in their shorts just thinking about it.

So here’s the scoop, kittens. I’m offering custom recordings, but I need to know what you want to hear, feel, see when you close your eyes. And the slave story is just the beginning. So click the link to purchase the slave story on niteflirt, and then shoot me a message and let me know what makes you tick.

Better yet, just call me! It cuts down on the amount of boring, imbecilic drivel I have to subject my oracular optic orbs, to. Say that three times fast, yeah? So call Phonesex Savannah and let’s get this party started. Happy Friday!

Why Women Cheat and Why I Hate Holidays

Wow, so it’s Saturday and a lot’s happened today. The first thing is that I actually got out of my bed. Applause everyone, I’m a champion sleeper and it takes a lot. The second thing that happened was I drank my coffee.

Honestly though, I figured out this podcasting bullshit, and now I’m happy as a toothpick in an olive floating in a martini.  I actually meant to blog about the subject of why women cheat, days ago, but I was a lazy bastard so that didn’t happen, then I got busy doing what I do best…. If you don’t know what that is then you should probably read my initial post and about me section and then send me a tribute for your insolence.

But now that I’ve got time and have had a pretty fucking spectacular week, I can address the whole why women cheat thing and what brought this up.

I read an article online about a guy who conducted an experiment on a rather well known “cheating hook up” site, to find out why women cheat. The biggest complaint he heard from women is either A. their husbands were inattentive and B. their relationships lacked a very important factor: Passion.

Some other various complaints also included a lack of spontaneity on the part of the hubsters, lack of romanticness, and here’s the real kicker: A lot of the things women complained about, were things their husbands USED to do before they got married. Once the ring was on the finger and the vows had been uttered, all the romantic, spontaneous, acrobatic sexual activities, all ceased to exist.

I know some married men complain about their wives losing interest in sex, but in this case the women want sex among other things, and weren’t getting it. They also wanted romance, excitement, and companionship – someone to talk to, all things that I personally think should be part of a healthy marriage, all missing. How tragic! And all of these things are keys to a happy marriage, honestly.

Some of the most happily married couples I’ve ever seen, are the ones who still act like they’re dating; husbands who still surprise their wives with a night out on the town or a dinner for two, or go out for lunch together for no reason, and they still have great sex.

So with all that said, why do I think women cheat? Well, for all the reasons aforementioned, and a few others that haven’t been addressed. One of them is up high on my personal experiences list:

Men who are too controlling.

When I was younger I had a pattern of dating guys who wanted to control me and treat me like I was their property. Which basically meant I had to tell them where I was going, what I was wearing, etc. etc. And uh… how can I put this… I’m not the type of girl that follows directions well, and I’m not the type of girl who likes any galactic jackass telling her what to do, or acting like her father, or acting like he owns her.

A lot of times what would happen is I would just go out without telling them where I was going, with who, and what I was wearing, because I knew they’d bitch about it if I did. About the girlfriend dress code nonsense: I’m a sexy beast, I like wearing provocative clothing, and I think it’s a woman’s prerogative to wear whatever the hell she goddamn well pleases, and her boyfriend or husband should be secure enough in his fucking cojones to handle having a sexy, attractive girlfriend or wife.  Plus.. if when you met me I was dressing like a brazen hussy, then you shouldn’t try to change any woman and tell her she can’t dress how she wants because she belongs to you now.

I’d likely just laugh at you, and continue doing whatever the fuck I wanted. Worse yet you’d end up single.

So what ended up happening is I did what I wanted anyway. No, I wasn’t going out and picking up other guys, I was just out with my girlfriends having fun. But as time passed, I got tired of being treated like a piece of property, and on two separate occasions with two different relationships, I ended up cheating.

The men I cheated with didn’t give a fuck what I wore, or who I went out with, or who I spent my time with, and knew I had someone in my life. Nevertheless those relationships didn’t last. Not because I got caught – I didn’t – but because I finally just had enough and told them to kick rocks. So for me, cheating wasn’t about lack of romance or attention, it was about having my freedom and not having some exacerbating fucktoad try to run my life for me.

So there you have it guys, if you’re too controlling, or try to be, your lady love will either leave you, or cheat on you, or both. No one likes an overly jealous, controlling man or woman. Furthermore I think it’s very healthy for people in relationships to have time to themselves, and do things that DON’T involve sitting up underneath each other and twiddling their thumbs. Now if you are lovey dovey and enjoy each other 24/7 and it’s working for you, then fine, keep on doing what works for you.

But if you’re getting tired of your partners shit, might be time for a break. After all absence makes the heart grow fonder. In my case when one of my exes broke up with me I was so happy I went out and banged some dude I just met, the very next day. Then he tried to get back together with me when he realized, that by breaking up with me he couldn’t control or have any say in my life anymore…. not that he had any to begin with.

Honestly I’m rather cynical now about relationships. I enjoy keeping men as pets, more so than boyfies or hubbies. But if I ever do venture into the land of relays again, I’m aware of all the red flags that I ignored when I was younger. That and my mate would have to know and understand that women are not property. Ring or no ring, she’s a woman… not a fucking object. It’s been a while since any man has impressed me to the point of interest. A lot of men THINK they’re a good catch, and love tooting their own horn, but I’m a woman who can literally read a man in less than 10 seconds and tell if he’s full of shit or not.

Another thing that annoys me is the “how come you’re single? why hasn’t someone snatched you up by now?”

Well for one I’m single by choice. Two if you snatch anything on my person you will wake up in the hospital receiving a pint of blood and missing a few fingers, possibly an entire hand. I don’t feel the need to “be” with anyone, because I’m rather introverted and I enjoy being by myself. Too many people in my space and I turn into Mary the Maenad and there’s blood all over the walls.  I have noticed, though, that a lot more men are looking to settle down, and a lot less women want to be bothered with them. The very first thing you need to be aware of is that if you approach me with the angle of staking your claim, you will be sadly disappointed. Again… Savannah is not anyone’s property. Get that through your thick skull and greatly reduce the risk of getting maced.

So there you have it, my reasons for cheating, and my being in agreement with why married women cheat on their boring assed husbands. You should also know that I really don’t condone cheating. I think it’s better just to be happy, and sometimes happiness means cutting the strings. Something I’ve learned, from my many mistakes. Now my views on relationships in general is another story entirely and I’m not going to get into that here, but I personally think marriage is for suckers, and relationships in their entirety are a joke. If I ever meet prince charming I might change my mind about that, but for now I’m quite happy being a single woman.

I also don’t believe in the baby Jesus. OH NO! Here come the angry townspeople to burn this fucking salacious whore at the stake!

Now if you’ve read any of the above and you’re offended by my bluntness on the matter, please don’t bother sending me hate mail. Hate mail only makes me laugh. Pull up your panties and be a man, okay? Some of you actually might like that.

Moving on! Why do I hate holidays? Well let’s see, because Monday is memorial day and the banks will be closed, and so will the post office, so guess who’s not going to get the orders she placed until Tuesday, along with a nice fat check thanks to one of my sissytastic callers?  Yeah that’s right…. me.

If I’d remembered I would have gone online shopping earlier in the week, but alas that didn’t happen. So in the meantime, I am taking calls, so if you want to speak to yours truly I will be available this weekend, and on Monday, Memorial Day, if your cock is twitching or you just need a chat.  See you on the flipside, crack heads!

I swear I’m gonna put my podcast up here soon okay?

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I’ve been thinking about it, a lot, like… what do you guys want to hear me talk about? I’m open to suggestions on my first phonesex podcast.

Anyway did anyone watch the Oscars? I didn’t but I saw a lot of posts on tumblr about Lupita Nyong’o winning and I am overjoyed for her. I think she’s amazingly talented and gorgeous. You know who else I like? Jennifer Lawrence, she’s so adorable, honestly I’d like to put both the aforementioned ladies in a sandwich and go to town. I’m such a filthy animal.

Or it could be that I’m just naturally horny, too. 😉 Like my photo? My wicked stare? Send me a tribute and maybe I’ll send you an uncensored version of me, spread out like a naughty brunette buffet. Muff diving’s good for you, boys… and ladies too.

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Does Savannah Like Threesomes?

Phonesex Savannah Loves Her Teddy BearThe answer is absolutely yes!  Phone Sex Savannah loves a juicy Menage Et Trois. Especially when they are sensual, erotic and sweet.  I was reading some fan fiction this weekend from one of my favorite fanfic authors, and she wrote a threesome with two women and one man, that was so good I’ve been masturbating to it for the past two days and had approximately 6 orgasms – four of them this morning.

So if you were wondering, now you know the answer to that question. Of course, there is the obstacle of how to go about setting up a two girl call on niteflirt? Or one of the other platforms. And the other obstacle is that since most of the platforms don’t offer 2 girl calls (that I am aware of), it would have to be set up via appointment style scheduling. I am working on this as we speak, as there are a few sweet and kinky ladies I would adore doing a call with and double teaming you, the unsuspecting man who has no idea what he’s in for.

In the meantime, keep in mind that you are always welcome to submit a fantasy to me for consideration of doing a hot roleplay. I’m open to pretty much anything. If you’re looking for some kinky no taboo phonesex, you can check me out on AdultPhonePal.  There are plenty of ways to reach me, so don’t be shy, reach out and touch Savannah! Ooh yes… right there…. 😉

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And maybe after you cum you can buy me some ice cream. Cute girls love ice cream, didn’t you know?

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Hi guys, just testing a few things out. Like my ability to play DJ on my blog. The above song is Adorn by Miguel and it’s one of my favorite songs ever. I hope you like R&B, and if you don’t that’s just too fucking bad, okay?

I love music, and outside of all things humorous it’s the other thing that keeps me sane, that and dancing my ass off.  And speaking of ass, just had a fun shemale call, plugging away some horny guy’s magical butthole. One of my other favorite things. I use that word a lot… magical. Don’t judge me, I’m still waiting for the caffeine to kick in. Catch you soon!

 

 

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